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So. Ah’ve been t’inkin’. Do Blood Elves Lay Eggs?
Come on, ya’ know dey do, ah know dey do.
Da points for? Well, one point is.. ah say dey do.
If ah say dey lay eggs, dey lay eggs, ‘reet?!
An’ ah’m pretteh sure ya’ will agree, dat i’s natural.
Elves. Must. Lay. Eggs.
Ya’ tellin’ me dey don’ need ta lay eggs?
‘ere’s some new fo’ ya’.
If dey don’ lay eggs, dey will die out.
Oh, da’s wha’ ya’ mean.
‘reet. ‘ave ya’ seen an elf givin’ birt’?
Ya’ ‘ave?
Ugh, da’s disgustin’.
Khremloc has always been inquisitive as to how the Blood Elves reproduce. Final day of the Easter -Short- Weekend (refer to my journal entry), so I decided to be productive and give this account some attention. I'd like to produce an entry and a Deviation every time a holiday, or break from school comes around. No. That does not include INSET days.

Stop reading this. Get back to Khrem's argument!
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ColonelHrm Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011
De troll is right maaaan!
Dey must lay eggs.
O' hav' ya eva seen e male blood elf? ;D
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Wolfboy183 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2009
really? I'd like to see this gory sight of nature. So since blood elves are humanoids (pretty much the only differences is they have pointy ears and have radioactive bodies (fel & arcane)) why would giving birth be completely nasty.

BE woman pops out an egg.
*Bf looks at her bug eyed, horrified
'OH NO U DIDN'T TELL ME U DIDN'T!!
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MunchDaCookie Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009  Student Artist
The elves don't lay eggs.
THEY GIVE BIRTH IN A HORRIBLE GORY SCREAMING FASHION AND YOU WILL BE ENVISIONING THEM GIVING BIRTH ALL YOUR LIFE.
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:iconkhremloc:
Khremloc Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
Your critism.. IT'S TEARING APART. D:
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:iconmunchdacookie:
MunchDaCookie Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009  Student Artist
Worse will come.
And you will not be prepared for it.
MWAHAHAHA.
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Warrior-of-Hope Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2009   Writer
Dude, I'm a freaken undead Blood Elf, but still a elf... never seen someone do it before. Kinda disurbing... -_-'
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EViLZUKiN Featured By Owner May 20, 2008
HAHA! So that's why there are so many of them!
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Hattu-sama Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2008
X'D
I can do nothing else but agree!
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:iconmunchdacookie:
MunchDaCookie Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2008  Student Artist
..I agree. Elves lay eggs xD

And the majority of people who have been in Silvermoon -will- have seen a blood elf giving birth. As mentally scarring as it is.
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PinkCowbell Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009
I have.

The woman was on a bench while a bunch of men watched.

*cries into her milk*
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